Non-Denominational Zealot Church of Lite Unction, a ULC

The Universal Life Church (ULC) was incorporated in 1962 by the Reverend Kirby J. Hensley and the World Headquarters is located in Stanislaus County, in the city of Modesto, California. Our own Church, led by the Brother Curtis and under the guidance of Brother Brian and Sister Allison, became a branch of the ULC on 17 June 1995, when Curtis was ordained as a minister of the ULC.

The three pinnacles of the ULC are Freedom, Food and Sexuality. Basically, these are considered to be good things. The core belief of the ULC is to do That Which Is Right -- and it is up to every person to decide for themselves what is Right, as long as it doesn't interfere with the rights of others.

Our non-demoninational and litely unctious branch follows a philosophical doctrine known as the Tao of W.A.O.

Church Doctrine: The Tao of W.A.O. ["We Are One"]

1. We believe in the eternal Rightness of "The Tao of W.A.O.".
2. We believe in good posture.
3. We believe in the healing spiritual power of the "Twinkie Freshness Song" as sanctifically performed by the Bethel Bebop Brethrehood.
4. We believe in doing That Which Is Right.

Quotes: Hear the words of the Reverend Hensley himself. Is Kirby That Man?

Church Members: Meet our humble congregation.

Universal Life Church: Links to other branches of the ULC. We Are One!

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