Non-Denominational Zealot Church of Lite Unction, a ULC:
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Reverend Curtis Davis

Rev. Curt Truth. Justice. Good Posture. That is what brings us together. "IS REVEREND DAVIS THAT MAN?" No. But he does have the Twinkie. We are one. We are the Freshmakers.

Dervish Scott Davis

Scott I believe in the Posture of Rightness. I believe in the Life Twinkie. I believe in searching for truth, in helping my fellow beings, and in discovering the beauty and freshness of our universe.

Sister Sylvia

Sylvia

Brother Brian

Brian I have been wowed by the WAO. It is the way, the one, the we and the are.

Sister Barbara Wahl

Barbara When I heard of the ULC doctrine of personal responsibility, that is, for each of us to "do that which is right" in our own judgment, I knew it was the church for me. Rather than a flock of sheep following unquestioningly their shepherd, we are a flock of cats -- albeit brilliant and well-socialized cats!

Sister Allison

Allison The ULC has changed my life! I now feel connected to ALL THAT IS RIGHT and I awake each day with TWINKIE FRESHNESS.

Sister Eliza

Eliza WAFWAOMIAOW (We Are Fresh, We Are One, May Icons Augur Oneness Worldwide)

Altar Girl Zoe

Zoe

Our Acolytes
Babe Bogey Bustopher Caledonia
Frieda Jersey Kika Lemur
Limbo Max Well Mommy I Mommy II
Monkey Müshnik the Percy units Quiggan
Rob Spot Weiner Winter

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